9 articlesGoat Simulator earned its fame for being totally ridiculous. Goat Simulator 3 is no exception! On the contrary, Coffee Stain North’s newest title amps up the absurdity with a bigger world and more quests and events!
Artsy Fartsy is among the list of crazy quests that are bound to make some players laugh. Here’s how to complete it!
Artsy Fartsy Guide in Goat Simulator 3
Artsy Fartsy is a very simple world event in Goat Simulator 3 where your goat gets to decorate an ugly sculpture set up in a park in Suburbsville.
Your objective is not to paint pretty landscapes or unlock lore. Instead, you have to stick stuff on a sculpture until it’s “art.”
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Once three things are hanging on it, the event completes and you’ll get whatever reward or tracking credit the game hands out for attacking modern art like a horny farm animal.
You can find Artsy Fartsy in the Suburbsville area, which is basically the suburban park zone. One of the most reliable ways to spot it is by looking for the sculpture in the public area near the water and benches.
Here’s how to complete it step by step:
- First, walk up to the sculpture. It’s a metal mess of angles and loops that looks more like a dad’s white elephant gift than a masterpiece.
- Once you’re near it, grab anything with your tongue and drag it over to the sculpture. Objects that work include stools, benches, signs, trash cans, and pretty much anything you can lick.
- You can also grab three humans. Yes, characters in the game count as items too. Lick a wandering NPC, drag them over, and they’ll automatically hang from the gadget.
That’s literally all you need to do. Once three things are on the sculpture, the event ends.
It’s worth noting that this event won’t even unlock a secret mode or anything deep, but it’s one of those little side activities that adds character to Goat Simulator 3’s world.
Hilarious animation bugs and ragdolling NPCs going airborne while attached to a sculpture are more than reward enough.
